Life is hard here in China, for some reason we have to share our bamboo. The great leader, Mao ZeOreo, took all of the bamboo for himself and is not sharing with me. I am so hungry I've resorted to advertisement in America. You might see me in commercials diving for food. Don't be alarmed it's just my way of making a living. They barely pay me because I am a follower of Mao ZeOreo, and must share my earnings.
Mama I am sorry! I should of went to college so that maybe I wouldn't be so miserable. I can barely move to go to rivers to get water, and have no strength to even break bamboos anymore. I fear that I won't be alive anymore so I wrote you this letter. In this letter is a song, and I hope you imagine me singing it.
Oh the great leader Mao ZeOreo
Ruined the life of all black and white bear-eos
I don't want to share my bamboo
I don't want to live off my own poo
I want the oreeo bears to live on proud
I want Mao ZeOreo to fall from his cloud
哦，伟大领袖毛泽东ZeOreo
毁了生活的所有黑色和白色熊EOS
我不想分享我的竹
我不想住在我自己的便便
我想oreeo熊住上自豪
我想毛泽东ZeOreo落在他的云
毁了生活的所有黑色和白色熊EOS
我不想分享我的竹
我不想住在我自己的便便
我想oreeo熊住上自豪
我想毛泽东ZeOreo落在他的云
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